OFF WE GO
by
Anonymous

Sung to the tune of
"Off We Go"
(with apologies to the U. S. Air Force)

Off we go to every Mormon pageant
     Handing out all of our trash.
But they throw all of it in the trash can
     Wasting all of our good cash.
So recycle all the brochures you can.
     Pull them out, pass them again.
We must succeed and we shall indeed.
     Oh, nothing can stop the anti-Mormons!