I Thank Thee Dear
Sung to the tune of
"I Thank thee Dear Father"
(with apologies to the LDS Primary)
I thank thee dear Sunstone in Salt Lake
For thy endless acceptance of diversity
And thanks for thy journal and conference so dear
Where words of the dissenting scholars I hear.
Help me to denounce the Apostles today
And mind what Dialogue and Sunstone shall say
In the dear name of Free Speech and diversity
Help me to embrace each new perversity.