Scholars Speak
by
Anonymous

Sung to the tune of
"Walking in a Winter Wonderland"
(with apologies to Dick Smith and Felix Bernard)

Scholars speak, are you listening,
As the Church they are dissing?
A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight,
Talking at our Sunstone Wonderland.

Gone away are the Faithful:
Here to stay are the wrathful.
They preach heresy, convert you and me,
Talking at our Sunstone Wonderland.

At the conference we will find a newsman.
He'll say, "I will put you on TV.
"For the record, can I get your views, ma'am,
"Then everyone will hear your heresy!"

Later on, we'll conspire
‘Neath the bright Temple spire.
We'll speak unafraid, of apostates we've made,
Talking at our Sunstone Wonderland.