Rudolph the pseudo-scholar
by
Anonymous

Sung to the tune of
"Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"

Rudolf the pseudo-scholar
Thinks that "everything" he knows;
And you should hear him holler
At his anti-Mormon shows.

All the authentic scholars
Used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolf
Join their academic games.

Then Rudolf was heard to say
This new sophistry:
"If you don't agree with me,
It's not historiography!"

Then the authentic scholars
Laughed and shouted out with glee:
"Rudolf, you pseudo-scholar,
This is just stupidity!"