by
Anonymous

Sung to the tune of
"Man of La Mancha"
With apologies to Joe Darion and Don Quixote

Hear me now, Oh, thou vile and unbearable Church
Thou art false and debauched as can be
For a brave anti-Mormon with street sign unfurled
Now hurls down his pamphlet to thee!

I am I, Anti-Mormon, the Man of La Plaza
My destiny calls and I go
And the ACLU guys shall carry me onward
Oh, whithersoever they blow
Whithersoever they blow
On the TV I will go

Hear me Mormon non-Christians, you serpents of sin
All your vicious false doctrines are past
For my preaching on Main Street once more can begin
And virtue shall triumph at last.

I am I, Anti-Mormon, the Man of La Plaza
A name all of Utah will know
I commend all my tracts to the wild winds of Fortune
Oh whithersoever they blow
Whithersoever they blow
On the TV I will go!