FROM THE MALLS OF SALT
Sung to the tune of
"From the Halls of Montezuma"
(with apologies to the U.S. Marine Corps)
From the malls of Salt Lake City
To the latest open house.
We shall fight the nitty-gritty,
Never quiet as a mouse.
We must fight against the faithful
Of the Mormon Hierarchy.
We shall never think of logic
As we try to make them see.