Sung to the tune of
In olden days a new false doctrine
Was looked on as something shockin'
Now Heaven knows: Anything goes!
We have no need for historicity,
Or for the law of chastity,
Heaven knows: Anything goes!
The world has gone mad again,
And good's bad again,
And wrong's right again,
And day's night again,
And perversity now looks good to me,
As all moral standards go.
Since I'm a Mormon intellectual,
Church discipline's ineffectual --
The Media knows: Anything goes!