There is no Hell
by
Anonymous

Sung to the tune of
"The First Noel"

"There is no Hell," the speaker did claim
At a certain poor conference that was so lame;
At a speech where I was falling asleep
For the words of this "scholar" were none too deep.
"No Hell, no Hell, no Hell, no Hell!
" ‘Do what thou wilt' and all will be well!"

I then awoke and heard their star
Whining in his speech that went too far.
And to the Church he was a blight,
And thus he continued to screech all night:
"No Hell, no Hell, no Hell, no Hell!
" ‘Do what thou wilt' and all will be well!"